Why I Love Cracked.com

Because they can come up with paragraphs like this:

“I believe it can be safely said, without hyperbole, that the Super Mario Bros. movie was created following one of the most baffling executive brainstorming sessions in recorded history. They must have sent some intern out to have a vision quest in the Mojave Desert with nothing but a screenshot of the game and a water filter for his own urine, then turned his inevitable police statement into a motion picture.”

If you’ve never visited Cracked.com, go visit Cracked.com.

No, they don’t pay me.

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